@zebratron2084 Might take you up on it.
I kinda hope that a couple of things aimed back would get under their skin, but let's face it, I grew up getting bullies to back off by escalating to violence (nobody likes taking the social hit of being seen beating up a weaker, smaller kid). Not only is escalating to violence not possible but I'm not good at hurting egos through words.
And I kinda want to make them feel *my* levels of self-doubt and self hate, and be immobilized as a result.