Trader Joe's Spicy Humus Spread isn't very spicy, but it does have a pretty fair amount of garlic.
re: strange misreading
@IceWolf neither, for you have misread the font and it is in fact Spicy HUNAN Spread! You thought you were in for a middle-eastern taste treat, but no, instead you get delicious southeastern Chinese sauce! BUAHAHAHAHA!
re: strange misreading
@IceWolf (... oddly, this has gotten me to figure something out. I thought a restaurant I'd loved in college offered Hunan chicken, different from any recipe I can currently find online. What it actually was, was HAINAN chicken, which stood out in having this ridiculously nice sauce.)
re: strange misreading
@Leucrotta Huh, nice! (:
re: strange misreading
@Leucrotta @IceWolf This is just going to be souped up, spreadable Lao Gan Ma, isn't it.
strange misreading
@Leucrotta I first read this as "Human Spread", which is either a... food product of questionable origin, or a cosmetic thing that does the exact opposite of what I need.