strange misreading
@Leucrotta I first read this as "Human Spread", which is either a... food product of questionable origin, or a cosmetic thing that does the exact opposite of what I need.
re: strange misreading
@IceWolf neither, for you have misread the font and it is in fact Spicy HUNAN Spread! You thought you were in for a middle-eastern taste treat, but no, instead you get delicious southeastern Chinese sauce! BUAHAHAHAHA!