Trader Joe's Spicy Humus Spread isn't very spicy, but it does have a pretty fair amount of garlic.

strange misreading 

@Leucrotta I first read this as "Human Spread", which is either a... food product of questionable origin, or a cosmetic thing that does the exact opposite of what I need.

re: strange misreading 

@IceWolf neither, for you have misread the font and it is in fact Spicy HUNAN Spread! You thought you were in for a middle-eastern taste treat, but no, instead you get delicious southeastern Chinese sauce! BUAHAHAHAHA!

re: strange misreading 

@Leucrotta @IceWolf This is just going to be souped up, spreadable Lao Gan Ma, isn't it.

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re: strange misreading 

@Thaminga @IceWolf whoa. I had somehow not realized the chili sauce I just happened to buy because it looked okay actually has a following.

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