Liquor Store Clerk: okay, I need to see some sort of age verification.
Me *pulls shirt over head*: I am the great Cornholio! I come from Lake Titicaca! I need crappucino for my bunghole!
Liquor Store Clerk: Please just take your booze and leave.
Me: Are you threatening me?
@xinjinmeng @Leucrotta Liquor Store Clerk: Okay, I need to see some sort of age verification.
Me: You know where the nearest phone booth is?
@Leucrotta
Liquor Store Clerk: okay, I need to see some sort of age verification.
Me: Seat me in the nonsmoking section, please.