"urethral swab" sounds like something very Gay pirates might say.
"Arrr, be ready to receive boarders, ye urethral swabs! Make fast the mainsail an' give 'em a whiff of chain shot, if you know what I mean!" #crass
@Leucrotta "Urethral swab the deck!"
". . ."
@frostwolf arrrr
arrr
I'll chase him round good hope and round the horn and round perdition's flames before I give him up! And this is what ye have signed for men; to hunt the white whale until he spurts black blood and rolls fin out.
ARRRR.
lewd joke
@Leucrotta white whale (semen metaphor)
@frostwolf gonna cross the T, if you know what I mean
arrrrrr
@Leucrotta mm, T. *slurp* 🍵