trying to get Harry Nilsson's "Coconut" out of my head by listening to John Williams

<whine>I don't GET it, why would SANDPEOPLE wanna slaughter JAWAS? I'm not even supposed to BE here today!</whine>

@Leucrotta sorry for being a mean kitty but:

they moved the death star up near alderaan
and blew it all up

@Leucrotta they called for the Jedi and woke em up
they said Jedi
is there anything you can do?

Jedi
our only hope is you

@chimerror I said YODA
is there any other course I said YODA
to bring balance to the Force

@Leucrotta I feel like we could get the entire song and make some force dorks upset

@chimerror all I've got so far;

Qui-Gon he found Anakin who really wasn't ready
And he hauled him off to Coruscant to train him as a Jedi
He took Ani to Coruscant to train him as a Jedi (x3)
He took Ani to Coruscant and they woke the Jedi up
I said YODA
is there any other course I said YODA
to bring balance to the Force

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@chimerror

now let me get this straight
Anakin was full of rage and slaughtered Tusken Raiders
then caring for his fiancee, it turned him into Vader
and Yoda went to Dagobah to be a pompous puke
it was dark times for the Galaxy, but luckily there's Luke
I said YODA is there any other course
I said YODA
to bring balance to the Force

@chimerror

Luke it was his destiny that he would redeem his dad
and he confronted Palpatine but wasn't breaking bad
and they flew to the Death Star and they blew it all up
and they flew to the Death Star and they blew it all up
and then evil was defeated and then everything was groovy
but then Disney bought the franchise and we got some more movies

@typhlosion @chimerror previously had not realized how prevalent three syllable names and places were in Star Wars

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