Tired: dog piled
Wired: dog pilled *races off barking*
MORPHEUS: Take the red pill and you wake up in a big patch of sunlight and believe... anything you want to believe. Take the blue pill and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
CAT *tucks self into the hardest to reach corner under Morpheus' chair*
@Leucrotta And then there's cat pilled (where you won't eat it so they have to wrap you up in a towel, shove it deep into your mouth, then rub your throat until you swallow)