coyote sing along hour, Gwar lyrics, offensive to pretty much everyone
covered in shit is all you desire!
mystical gateway swirling with fire!
we'll use the plunger if blockage won't budge,
it's a Gate to the Plane of Fudge!
ever since I found you
I still just piss on the ground
now I know that I can use you
I gotta stop fucking around!
if you want shit, baby I got shit!
on that you can depend!
I'll pump your hump! Your fucking stump!
My crappy, crap-caked friend!
THE PORTAL POTTY!
A gift from the gods!
let us pay tribute and bury our wads!
I think you know what it's all about,
just jiggle the handle! And see what comes out!