woo hoo I’m at Safeway helping my housemate cause their car conked out and so far I’ve held impulse spending down to some dairy free yogurt and a coupla portobello mushrooms

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*mashes 0 for operator*

Operator service has been discontinued in order to increase shareholder value through attrittion of entry-level positions.

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