(Urologist) "This technique isn't going to - well, it will leave a mark, and the type of cut we make to prevent post-surgical constriction will be noticable on inspection." (Draws diagram of bunny pronker, marks where he'll be cutting and suturing it in a month or two)

(Moment) "Oh, you're using a Z-cut."

(Urologist) "(...)" (blink) "Y-cut, actually, but the same idea, yes! Actually, sometimes it ends up like a T-cut..." (discusses fascia , ends up with) "- so it's a cosmetic technique, but we're using it for purely functional effect."

(Moment) "That's fine, Doctor. I wasn't planning on entering any Penis Beauty Competitions anyhow."

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*siiiiigh*

I... hardly ever get to use the damn thing with anybody. Why does trading appearance for functionality... ache a little?