kinstuff (w/special guest rawr Rez Montecore-St-Hobbes) 

NEPTUNIANS: *gather on a moonlit beach with a dozen of their closest friends and lovers, skinnydipping and pondering the mystical interconnectedness of all things while they all hold adorable webbed paws*

MARTIANS: *check the coast to make sure they're alone, sneak into a cave, pull out a grocery bag with an entire rotisserie chicken and double-fist it in 90 seconds, then belch and ponder how _nice_ it is to be an apex predator*

Seriously, you small mammals really don't know what you're missing. The glow of cosmic enlightenment is fleeting, but the glow of a whole chicken can last for hours. *licks broth and fat off her murder mittens* 🐯​

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re: kinstuff (w/special guest rawr Rez Montecore-St-Hobbes) 

@zebratron2084 ... "pull out a grocery bag with an entire rotisserie chicken and double-fist it in 90 seconds" ...

O.Ò

Uh. Ph.. Ph-phrasing...? 😨💦

re: kinstuff (w/special guest rawr Rez Montecore-St-Hobbes) 

@Momentrabbit *big tiger grin* "You heard me." 🐯​

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