I admit "work laptop battery has failed, so I have to sit right next to the cafe speaker to get an outlet, and my headphones won't block the noise" pales next to some of the genuine emotional crises my friends are going through.

But it's Elvis for fuck's sake. *whimper* You can at least pity me a LITTLE. 😜

@Momentrabbit Have I ever told you about how I used to drive @acetone_kitten BATSHIT CRAZY by filking the English Beat's "Hands Off She's Mine" so it was about a hazmat cheese mine?

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