UFO: Enemy Unknown: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rookie with the Blaster Launcher.
Skyrim: The prophecised hero arrives and immediately destroys local economies with iron daggers. before riding a pink cartoon pony with rainbow coloured hair through the sky. (@typhlosion's version of this was better tho)
Starbound: Travel the Universe, Meet Interesting People, Get Eaten by Fascinating Local Flora AND/OR Fauna!
Stardew Valley: *blissful happy sobs*