pfizer vaccine 

+90 min: Feel vaguely strange
+2 hrs: Feel like body has a half-second latency in responding to anything in the external world
+4 hrs: Feel fine.
+8 hrs: Feel like hooved animal has kicked injection site
+12 hrs: RAGING FEVER
+21 hrs: Fever largely broken, feel like I have been been beaten up by enthusiastic mob thugs

This was just supposed to turn me into a crocodile, what the hell

re: pfizer vaccine 

@Soreth it is bullshit that it won't turn you into a crocodile

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