D&D memeing
Copied via @Leucrotta, sure, let's try this out.
I don't really dig on the like-parade though, so maybe just reply with the number of a question you'd like me to answer?
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1. If I were actually a D&D, character what race and and class?
Stroll with me back to the mid-to-late 90s, when TSR released a 2E product called Council of Wyrms, which let you play dragons. So yeah, that's me. Bronze dragon playing a bronze dragon. Maybe with Wizard levels, since that was a thing it let you do.
In more modern terms, Dragonborn something. Probably Sorcerer?
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2. When and how did you discover D&D? When did you start playing?
I was just kind of aware of the game since my youth, it was always just kind of there. Maybe ET was first exposure? I loved those weird red dice, but I didn't know anybody who played it. The first thing I bought was Council of Wyrms, then I saved up for the PHB and DMG and begged my parents for the Monster Manual.
About my first session, the less said the better. I was like 13-14 and suddenly pressed into DMing.
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13 (request). If you could cast any one spell once per day, which would it be?
True Polymorph.
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@Soreth FUCKYEAAAAAHHHHH
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5 (requested). Most epic moment from a game in three sentences or less?
Three critical hits in a row in the fight we were supposed to lose against the unstoppable lategame boss character, beat him senseless and knocked him out. You should have seen the look on the DM's face.
Also three of us once took a well-defended keep in less than two minutes.