re: post-capitalism; spam; snark
@zebratron2084 Tell them you ride everywhere on a fatted golden calf, and it's the one who owns 16 high-performance sports cards, but you all pay out of pocket for any expenses because you found the pirate's cave treasure on disc 2.
re: post-capitalism; spam; snark
@zebratron2084 Yeah, they're turbofoil mythopoetic rares in the Bicycle card boxes, but there's a store that's bugged and drops them every third deck.
Sucks that their dropdown didn't offer that one. :/
re: post-capitalism; spam; snark
@Soreth Now I'm kind of sad that there isn't, to my knowledge, a short story about a Pynchon-grade metarare. I guess I'll just have to content myself with Nymphomation, even though dominoes is kind of a crap game.
re: post-capitalism; spam; snark
@Soreth There wasn't an entry for that on the drop-down menu. :(
(Also, how does a sports card become "high-performance?" Is this the legendary step beyond holofoil? Do they come to life like in Yu-Gi-Oh? ;O )