Wake up, go to get breakfast, discover that two Stellars Jays are waiting for signs of human activity, staring at the back porch.
Okay, fair, toss out a peanut for each of them. They grab them, fly off, and less than a minute later they're back and looking expectantly at the door.
That's not enough time for them to actually eat a peanut. So I wait and sure enough, they fly off again and I hear the noises of peanuts being disassembled in the tree outside.
Nice try, guys.
(They each got another peanut later. I'm not a monster)