Ahh, what the hell. I'm in a good mood and protected by the cover of night. :ms_raccoon:

Ask me anything, even the awkward stuff. The only rules are:

1) If it's awkward, I reserve the right to answer in DMs.
2) If it's REALLY awkward, I reserve the right to lie! (I will caption such replies.)
3) Nothing deliberately cruel.
4) I end the queue when I feel like it.
5) PLEASE no inquiries pertaining to the Central Asian steel industry between 1997 & 2001. THIS IS FOR YOUR SAFETY AS WELL AS MINE.

@zebratron2084 There's two robotic gentlemen who want me to ask you how many "different kinds of fish" you can name.

@Soreth All of them. All fish. Except, due to a bewildering quirk of semantics and hypno-organic translation, the Babelfish.

Wait, what?

@zebratron2084 Oooooh, paradoxical! Very impressive.

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