[1.Ch.] Peak Bird Experience 

I told a philosophy joke at stand-up this morning.

When nobody laughed I tried to explain the joke.

As the seconds ticked past in polite silence, I realized I couldn't explain the joke without explaining existentialist philosophy, choice, and free will.

Then I threw up jazz hands and turned off my camera.

[1.Ch.] Peak Bird Experience 

@orrery What was the joke? I've had much the same experience...

[1.Ch.] Peak Bird Experience 

@Soreth

Sartre goes to his favorite cafe and orders coffee, no cream.

The waiter takes Sartre's order and proceeds to the kitchen. A minute later, he comes back to the table and says, "Ah, monsieur, je suis desole, we are out of cream. Would you like coffee with no milk instead?"

[1.Ch.] Peak Bird Experience 

@orrery Oh that's got a good chuckle in it XD

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