With all respect due to the 1967 Spiderman Animated Series, "Radioactive Blood" is not an indicator of great physical strength, but rather evidence of a severe medical emergency requiring professional attention.

@Phorm That's just how strong he is - Radioactive blood don't even slow him down!

I guess maybe spiders don't get cancer? I'm not sure how the rest works. <..<;

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@Soreth @Phorm I mean he could have just eaten a spicy banana. They never specify what activity rate. just saying.

@Doephin @Phorm New unit of radioactivity - the Parker dose. How much exposure you get sitting next to Peter Parker on the subway for two stops.

@Doephin @Soreth

"Spicy Banana" is the name of my electronica/new wave/ska fusion indie band.

@Soreth

Maybe he's just SO RADIOACTIVE that he's primary radioactivity, and somehow the decay rate sustains him?

I still think he's due for a serious checkup.

@Phorm Aunt May and Mary Jane are gonna need checkups too :x

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