People warned me that backrubs would get unimaginably better.

Nobody warned me about chocolate.

@Soreth Mmmm! Back rubs, yes. My brush is right... Oh, sorry. 😁 You can have all the chocolate though. I prefer apples or carrots. 🎠

@Altivo Well, I'm talking about HRT effects here, I don't imagine you're really up for that experience.

@Soreth Not sure I have enough H to R, actually. But yeah, I'm good except when I'm bad sometimes.

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... wait... chocolate gets... better???

... THAT'S POSSIBLE???

@JulieSqveakaroo After I started replacing my T with E it did. HRT did a thing.

@JulieSqveakaroo @Soreth ... this is recontextualizing every 'rolling on E' comment I've ever read. XD

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