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This Shiba Put Bananas And Peanuts On A Pizza And What Happened Next Will Blow Your Tits Clean Off
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@zebratron2084 Oh, this isn't even -my- foodcrime, I'm just looking at what's transpired in my timeline like an hour ago in absolute -awe-.
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@Thaminga I mean, there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I for one support our new bananas-on-a-goddamn-pizza overlords.
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@zebratron2084 (that said I -guess- you could make that combo work as part of like a dessert pizza maybe, or if you did some kinda fried banana thing with the bananas, but that's neither here nor there)
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@Thaminga Actually, now I really wanna try plantains on a pizza. Or hell, go REALLY crazy and try making a mini-pizza crust out of mashed fried plaintain, jibarito-style, and top it with carne asada and cotija or something...
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@Thaminga At the risk of losing my family, my nation, my love, and everything I hold dear...
I support you fully on this.
Unless there was also tomato sauce. Then you're just a harmless freak. *deadpan stare* 🐯
But I could see something like this totally working with some kind of white sauce, oil base, or fuck, maybe even Filipino "banana ketchup"...
Honey would work, too, or something similar. Maybe a thick soy-ginger or balsamic glaze? One of the best Pizza-Like Objects I ever had was at a modernist Mediterranean restaurant, and it was something like tahini, honey, walnuts, some neutral melty white cheese I could not identify, VERY hot pepper flakes, and grapes.