food shitpost 

This Shiba Put Bananas And Peanuts On A Pizza And What Happened Next Will Blow Your Tits Clean Off

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@Thaminga At the risk of losing my family, my nation, my love, and everything I hold dear...

I support you fully on this.

Unless there was also tomato sauce. Then you're just a harmless freak. *deadpan stare* 🐯​

But I could see something like this totally working with some kind of white sauce, oil base, or fuck, maybe even Filipino "banana ketchup"...

Honey would work, too, or something similar. Maybe a thick soy-ginger or balsamic glaze? One of the best Pizza-Like Objects I ever had was at a modernist Mediterranean restaurant, and it was something like tahini, honey, walnuts, some neutral melty white cheese I could not identify, VERY hot pepper flakes, and grapes.

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@zebratron2084 Oh, this isn't even -my- foodcrime, I'm just looking at what's transpired in my timeline like an hour ago in absolute -awe-.

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@Thaminga I mean, there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I for one support our new bananas-on-a-goddamn-pizza overlords.

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