an even darker but more fun and positive assessment of my condition 

Oh, who am I kidding. I have a Russian troll at the verge of a rage-induced aneurysm over on Birdsite because I keep pointing out his errors.

I'm happy as a raccoon fang-deep in some asshole exterminator's hand. A taste of the otherworldly would be nice, but I'm making an agent of authoritarianism really really irritated and that's probably much closer to my true destiny upon your shitty little planet. :ms_raccoon: 😘

re: an even darker but more fun and positive assessment of my condition 

@zebratron2084 It's a beautiful day, and you are a horrible raccoon. 💙

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