FROM THE PATREON: ASK SYBIL MONTH BEGINS. yes, sybil likes hanging out with (some of) her coworkers. yes, she hates being cooped up in her apartment as much as you do. yes, she mains falco. enjoy startling revelations like this all month long
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incidentally, in case you missed them, here are Ask Sybil pages 1 and 2! And the promo image, because i still like it. #nsfw
ASK SYBIL #4: "outfit". if there isn't a lesbian scientist novelty tee out there that says "SCOPIN' 4 CHICKS", then i'm making one. alexis and the #korps in general are @korpspropaganda@twitter.com's, natch
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ASK SYBIL #5: "restraint". remember, kids: a shot of super-estrogen a day keeps the tool of the patriarchy away. featuring everyone's favorite horny fightbot @ZafyrArt_Things@twitter.com in that third panel
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ASK SYBIL #6: "cooking". if you're GOING to eat an experiment and you don't want to get Last Of Us'ed, at LEAST stick to the ones marked "CONTROL"! sheesh!!!
(megamilk and keridwen belong to @korpspropaganda@twitter.com and @onestrawshort@twitter.com , respectively. don't worry, they're fine! ...ish.)
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ASK SYBIL #7: "upgrade". we're not talkin about THIIIIS or THIIIIIIIIS, we're talkin about THIIIIIIIIIIS
Strype, Dahlia and DP belong to @StrypeisonFire@twitter.com , @Balina and @drone_palace@twitter.com , respectively. the #Korps is @KorpsPropaganda@twitter.com 's.
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ASK SYBIL #8: "success". *points real hard at Wrestlemania sign*
Karens, the #Korps and mysterious shadowy figure belong to @KorpsPropaganda@twitter.com.
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@distressedegg if I helped inspire Lonnie I'm proud of myself lmao
@Thaminga sshhhhhh maybe,