THE RISKY PALEODIETS OF OUR ANCESTORS

"Uddthrush, what that you got."
"Hff. Found it on beach. Uddthrush calls this a CLAM." *eats some seaweed*
*pries clam off rock*
*monch*
"Ha! Zog find tastier clam than Uddhthrush!"
*promptly keels over*

@Leucrotta fake paleo diets: eat only whole grains! cook as little as possible! don't eat anything fermented!

real paleo diets: eat whatever's available and hope you don't die; if someone does, try to figure out a way to make the thing they ate not kill you

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