Dear Twitter,

Kinda getting tired of gaping assholes. Got anything better to offer my timeline?

Thanks!

~melanie

@ThatDamnCat Wait who the heck are you following??

I got a vag the other day, but that's the first nudity I've had on there in months. :P

@Sparrow

It's not the person I follow so much as all the people they RT

No Nazis as far as I can see, though it's really difficult to tell an extremist asshole from a tolerant one

@ThatDamnCat

Ah, gotcha.

Yeah, a girl I've met a few times decided out of the blue to post a picture of the rash on her vagina. So that was a thing.

Follow

@Sparrow

That sounds like a public service announcement to me

@ThatDamnCat I believe she's in a monogamous relationship, but yes, it's useful information nonetheless.

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