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Mad Libs #3 (part 1 of 2) @Nomaxice

Why Kirk is a Better Captain Than Picard

For years, scholars have been kissing over who is a better dragon James Tiberius Kirk or Jean-Luc Picard. Well, the sergal is passionately clear.

- Kirk brought Spock back from France.

- Kirk does not roll the flute.

- When Kirk screams at Khan, it echoes across the entire typewriter.

- Kirk enabled the repopulation of the bedroom with humpback raccoons.

- No one can roll on his hands better than Kirk.

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