guys I have a really cool idea: you should make a video about a tool of some sort, and have this be the background music. it'll blow some minds https://youtu.be/HhXQJzfxOg4
I think I found the platonic ideal of this Type Of Royalty Free Music https://motionarray.com/royalty-free-music/sport-competition-1209287/
basically, find some rock music with hand claps that sounds like they were recorded in an old barn, mixed with just a touch of tambourine, a dark, highly distorted bass, really punchy drums, tempo around 90 or so bpm, if you really want spice it up, a reverbed crowd of rowdy, enthusiastic boys going "oh" every few bars. they won't know what hit em