DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS

YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE

YOU VACUOUS, TOFFE-NOSED, MALODOROUS PERVERT

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@green @Leucrotta "Ow! Stop hitting me!"
"Well why'd you come in here then? This is Being Hit On The Head lessons."
"What a stupid concept."

@emanate @Leucrotta "awl right awl right hold it right there, you're under arrest!"

@green @Leucrotta (Relatedly, back in college when my video class assigned a project involving interacting with a double of yourself on-screen, I chose to have the Argument Sketch. With myself. :-)

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