Take me down to the pair of dice city where the grass is *rolls, consults table* teal and the girls are *rolls, consults table* green?
@inurashii note: that's not an actual endoresement of MAID, I know it has some crazy problematic stuff in it, I've never played it, I just know it has the craziest tables.
@inurashii You need to roll on the MAID rpg tables, you'll get zanier grass and crazier girls.