new character idea
mild-mannered, perfectly normal person in eyeglasses and a sweater vest shows up to Justice League or other superhero organization
"so... what do you do?" say the superheroes, thinking maybe they've got a clark kent vibe going on
they smile and say
"i've got a very special superpower. it's the ability to make phonecalls accurately, clearly, whenever i please, with no ounce of fear or anxiety"
"holy fuck," say the superheroes, in awe of their power,