All programming problems are very interesting to the person/people solving them and intolerably boring to anyone else on earth.
@Fuego Metaphor is your friend. "So, Azathoth the Devourer sits in our data center, and it devours all hope and joy in the office. We have a plan to switch from worshipping Azathoth to worshipping a pantheon of smaller, less fraught gods, but Azathoth demands tribute of time and devotion. So, we're trying to introduce these new gods as servitors of Azathoth, diminishing direct invocations until one day Azathoth will realize we only invoke its servitors. Then it may be vanquished."
@Fuego See also the Dr Magia series of short stories I was writing.
