Narrativism
Software is like unto a god.
Legacy software that nobody wants to use is a crawling horror from beyond.
New software is the upstart young church that may yet become the crawling horror in time, but has not yet reached the point of corruption.
Developers are the priests of these gods, tending their development and crafting prayers in their honor.
People who use the software are the flock. May they be devoured last.
Narrativism
@Thaminga I like the idea of them, but they don't all have our best interests at heart.