I suppose I might as well attempt to be a people today.

@mawr I was already trapped. The secret is to pretend that they're stuck in the office with me, instead of facing down the horrifying cacophony of meat-noises and not-hutch-smells dedicated to lightning-songs written to make it easier for some people to get other people to give them glitter.

@zx3 I know. None of the recommended courses of action pay down my mortgage. =x.x=

@literorrery The nice thing about orthosonas is you don't have to wear them at home if you don't want to.

@kelseyhusky I never do. I just pick bits and pieces out of that chassis that turn out to be useful inside other pelts.

@Sparf I'm not really a people. I fake being a people very well. I am, by turns, a highly efficient word-machine, a lilac English Spot with delusions of tricksterhood, a self-aware nanocolony, hrair bunis trying to steer a buni-ship, any one of several birds or bird-like substances, or a very tight-assed dragon. At no point do I ever actually "be a people."

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