Crom, Kobold King

i was originally going to play The Scotsman from Samurai Jack as my next character but somehow I've already laid out plans to turn him into a kobold so

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Crom, Kobold King

anyway, I'll be a bard!!!!!!!!!!!

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Awooest Mawr

@vahnj bardbold
Kobard
There's literally no way those two go together without awesome as a result

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the Hearth :ms_agender_flag:

@mawr @vahnj And if they don't have anything to do, they're a bored bardbold. If they have a pet, they're a bored bardbold with a bird. If they're wide-shouldered, they're a broad bored bardbold with a bird. If they left their pet at home but brought along a woodcut to remind them of their beloved bird, they're a broad bored bardbold with a bird board.

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Crom, Kobold King

@Felthry @mawr they can eat only wheat products as well so they'll be a broad bread-eating bored bardbold with a bird board

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the Hearth :ms_agender_flag:

@vahnj @mawr If someone stole their clothes, they'd be a bared broad bread-eating bored bardbold with a bird board.

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the Hearth :ms_agender_flag:

@mawr @vahnj If they're getting married, they'd be a bared broad bread-eating bored bardbold bride with a bird board.

If they're an uncommon phenotype, they're a bared broad bread-eating rare-breed bored bardbold bride with a bird board.

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Crom, Kobold King

@Felthry @mawr LMFAO

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the Hearth :ms_agender_flag:

@vahnj @mawr And if they finally reveal their name, they're a bared broad bread-eating rare-breed bored bardbold bride named Brad with a bird board

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Awooest Mawr
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@Felthry @vahnj No no no, the bared broad bread-eating rare-breed bored bardbold bride with a bird board is beverly

You're thinking of Brad, brother of bared broad bread-eating rare-breed bored bardbold bride with bird board.

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