broke: there’s no wi-fi in a pokéball
woke: wi-fi penetrates objects, so of course there’s wi-fi in a pokéball
bespoke: the pokémon is in a pocket dimension, so if you want wi-fi in there, you have to get a shitty IoT pokéball that connects to your router and also has an insecure-ass PHP 5.6 web panel that lets anyone remotely open the ball without a password
@gardevoir aren't Pokéballs already somewhat digital? you can upload them to a computer
@gardevoir the cloud is just Bill's PC
@noiob one of those “the cloud is just someone else’s computer” stickers but it’s “Someone’s PC” from before you’ve met Bill