shork: "@Tom@slime.global I would pay for that" - Awoo Space

Apr 23, 2018, 18:51

shork @noiob@awoo.space

bring back cute animated desktop assistants

don't let me talk to a floating circle Microsoft, let me have an anime girl assistant you cowards

Apr 23, 2018, 18:52

tom (available elsewhere) @tom@slime.global

@noiob i want my fursona

Apr 23, 2018, 18:54

shork @noiob@awoo.space

@tom introducing… microsoft tom

Apr 23, 2018, 18:54

tom (available elsewhere) @tom@slime.global

@noiob "hey tom could y-"

"ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT"

shork @noiob@awoo.space

@tom I would pay for that

Apr 23, 2018, 18:55 · · Tusky · · ·

Apr 23, 2018, 18:57

tom (available elsewhere) @tom@slime.global

@noiob "hey tom, play <album> by <artist>"

"okay, playing E•MO•TION by Carly Rae Jepsen"

Apr 23, 2018, 18:59

shork @noiob@awoo.space

@tom *stackoverflow voice* this assistant only ever tries to play Emotion, how do I make it play other songs

*top reply, five thousand upvotes* have you considered only listening to Emotion, since it's the best album?

Apr 23, 2018, 19:00

tom (available elsewhere) @tom@slime.global

@noiob this reply was incidentally also written by tom

Apr 23, 2018, 19:03

shork @noiob@awoo.space

@tom they should add that assistant to this specific brand of GPS devices

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Apr 23, 2018, 19:04

tom (available elsewhere) @tom@slime.global

@noiob noooh my god you do NOT want me to be your navigator

@Keel can confirm

Apr 23, 2018, 19:05

shork @noiob@awoo.space

@tom it's fine I can't drive or follow directions

Apr 23, 2018, 19:06

tom (available elsewhere) @tom@slime.global

@noiob gargantuan mood

Apr 23, 2018, 19:06

Keel @Keel@slime.global

@tom @noiob tom gets lost in their apartment complex. no joke.

Apr 23, 2018, 19:06

tom (available elsewhere) @tom@slime.global

@Keel @noiob okay that was one time,

Apr 23, 2018, 19:06

Keel @Keel@slime.global

@tom @noiob you took the wrong turn on the way to the train station in your hometown

Apr 23, 2018, 19:07

tom (available elsewhere) @tom@slime.global

@Keel @noiob hbbhbbhgggg fuck i remember that.

that was the day before the party where i cried about shinji

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