@Sparrow I want that hat except lined with tinfoil.
Well, they don't sell that, but they do sell the "Vitamid" which... does something... to your fruit.
@Sparrow
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are you serious
brb inflicting this terrible thing on all my friends
You're welcome.
Okay the fact that it's Mt. Shasta behind her is just :ok_hand_hmn_b1:
@Sparrow omg I didn't even notice this is amazing
@Sparrow ahhhhh there's a bed sized pyramid so you can sleep inside it and recharge your energy http://thepromiserevealed.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sleeping-pyramid.jpg
That bed has no mattress. ?? Is that an elevated tatami???
@Sparrow I don't know but here's one you can totally fuck in. http://thepromiserevealed.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pyramidBedSetup.jpg
@Sparrow So much transferring of energy wink wink nudge nudge.
@somekindofcrow I mean, Good. Good.
I would probably just tie a clothesline around it and use it to dry my laundry.
In the process of searching tatami beds I found this so we can all go home now. No reason to leave bed again.
@Sparrow I am trying to determine what kink is happening in that picture.
@somekindofcrow the answer is Zero because Straight People.
I'm so sorry.
@Sparrow It just looks like his butt is emitting electric shockwaves.
@somekindofcrow I really like how flat his knees are that is Very Good Photoshopping
@Sparrow Or bed is so soft he sank in.
@somekindofcrow Bed vore?
@Sparrow Bed eating human? Or human eating bed? Yes
@Sparrow I am now, in a Slack chat with my friends, ranting about how their choice of pseudoscience solid is offensive and shitty because CLEARLY it should be a goddamn regular tetrahedron and not a terrible inferior square pyramid.
Okay but don't forget to read about our founding patriarch, Dr. Fred Bell
@Sparrow Oh my gosh I was looking at a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT pyramid site there are completing pyramid schemes.
@Sparrow I have to be awake in six hours for work so I will have to stop but this is the best conversation and clearly the intended use of all social media.
@somekindofcrow Sleep well! May the Ocean Beings lull you to a chakra-balancing sleep. <3
@Sparrow *hastily erects pyramid above bed to focus female and male energies to proper enby levels*
@somekindofcrow Oh shoot, I should be doing this too. xD
Night!
@Sparrow omg I am reading the rest of the site that sells vitamids and it's so terrible