if pop tarts are sandwiches then corndogs are sandwiches and i think we all agree that's just ludicrous. We cannot allow something like to happen.
@literorrery When it's sealed together it becomes an empanada.
Which means that pop tarts aRE EMPANADAS NO THAT CANT BE RIGHT EITHER WHAT IS HAPPENING
@thethinktanker What distinguishes a pop-tart from a pressed sandwich in a sandwich sealer? Or a Cornish pastie?