if pop tarts are sandwiches then corndogs are sandwiches and i think we all agree that's just ludicrous. We cannot allow something like to happen.

@thethinktanker What distinguishes a pop-tart from a pressed sandwich in a sandwich sealer? Or a Cornish pastie?

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@literorrery When it's sealed together it becomes an empanada.

Which means that pop tarts aRE EMPANADAS NO THAT CANT BE RIGHT EITHER WHAT IS HAPPENING

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