Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've forgotten what comes next
something something rhymes with blue

horrifying doggerel, eye injury 

This rose is red
And so is my beverage
I think I'm having
an ocular hemmorhage

horrifying doggerel, political 

Roses are red
Churches gonna schism
Bezos has too much money
Abolish the capitalism

horrifying doggerel, marathon 

Roses are red
This rhyme is a chore
Marathon was great
Frog blast the vent core

horrifying doggerel, cooking 

1 cup roses, red
Half cup violets, blue
There's nothing like flower soup
When you're down with the flu

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re: horrifying doggerel, cooking 

@Soreth flower soup is just herbal tea

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