@BestGirlGrace @distressedegg @LilyVers replace sex resume with something that proves you don't have STDs and yeah, actually
@fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace @LilyVers HONESTLY THOUGH: yeah
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@LilyVers @fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace "What am I supposed to do to pay for this, just pull the money out of my ass?" With new Anal Visa, now you can.
@distressedegg @fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace hold on now wait a second now hold on just a minute wait a minute
@LilyVers @distressedegg @fluxom_alt everyone talks about mastercard, but now there's petcard, for the discerning sub
@distressedegg @LilyVers @fluxom_alt ahahahahaha