@BestGirlGrace @distressedegg @LilyVers replace sex resume with something that proves you don't have STDs and yeah, actually
@fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace @LilyVers HONESTLY THOUGH: yeah
@distressedegg @fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace "ahhh, I'm all ready to sex! let me just PULL OUT MY FUCK PASSPORT AND ANAL VISA"
@LilyVers @fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace "What am I supposed to do to pay for this, just pull the money out of my ass?" With new Anal Visa, now you can.
@LilyVers @distressedegg @fluxom_alt everyone talks about mastercard, but now there's petcard, for the discerning sub
@distressedegg @LilyVers @fluxom_alt ahahahahaha
@distressedegg @typhlosion @fluxom_alt i will just get to work digging this hole for my body to lie in, since you are so intent on killing me with your words
@LilyVers @typhlosion @fluxom_alt wait wait, i haven't even told you yet about Paypig, the online transaction service for findoms
@Thaminga @LilyVers @typhlosion @fluxom_alt i love that you had a graphic ready and waiting for this
@distressedegg @Thaminga @LilyVers @typhlosion it's so beautiful
@distressedegg @typhlosion @fluxom_alt I Am Climbing Into The Hole And Saying Good Bye. I am Pouring Dirt On
@distressedegg Please. Make a smut-friendly payment gateway and the world will beat off a path to your door.
@Balina honestly??? HONESTLY???? i fuckin wish, tbh
@typhlosion @distressedegg @fluxom_alt oh lord oh no it wasnt supposed to be like this
@typhlosion @LilyVers @fluxom_alt American Expanse, for inflation fans. Uncover, for exhibitionists. Diners Club, for vore fans and oral enthusiasts, both work