what do you call a korean-american tv lawyer. seoul goodman. god, kasran, that's terrible. do better

@typhlosion fine

what do you call a bald meth cook who covers himself with paint and plays the drums

jesse blueman

there are you happy now

you did this

@typhlosion IN FACT

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GRUMPY EX COP WHO'S REALLY JUST A MINK AND A FISH IN A TRENCHCOAT

MIKE ERMINE-TROUT

YOU MAY GO NOW

@typhlosion WAIT

NO

I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHILEAN DRUG LORD WHO SOUNDS LIKE JERRY LEWIS AND LOVES FLUBBER

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