tech whine 

me: hey $SERVICE1 i want $SERVICE2 to own our concept of business departments
them: what????
me: hey yeah where's your API
them: no you don't get API
me: ???
them: here's an integration service
me: oh cool I - wait this just reads SFTP
them: yeah
me: and I don't get to control the schedule
them: yeah
me: and it uses a proprietary format with excel docs
them: mhmm
me: and it calls departments "cost centers"
them: clever isn't it
me: can i have api access
them: no that's insecure
me: ???

tech whine 

@vahnj wait what excel docs as a data format

tech whine 

@vahnj computers were a mistake

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