short story
A band of new adventurers are excited to head out to their new job - they get to the bartender, who tells them:
"Y'know, I think it's big rats down there. They're making way too heavy noises for normal rats. Check it out for me, would ya?"
The adventurers head downstairs. Kobolds sitting around a table playing card games look up, and one excitedly invites them to play.
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