Animal
- hella good at kissing
- fun to ride on
- fkn look at those chompers damn

Shapechanger
- fits in if they want to or not
- fuzzy cuddles
- my boyfriend

Alien
- take you to cool places
- nobody will keep you safer
- have really cool things to show and tell you
- actually really romantic

Demon
- hot af
- down for casual and long term relationships
- will do anything for you if you give them what they want. Good reciprocating

Witch
- can help you be as sexy as you wanna be
- can mess with your enemies without you getting caught
- hella good friends and lovers

Cryptic
- whoa what the fuck
- nobody knows what you are?? But somehow they're sexy???
- have really cool homes and powers
- even if incomprehensible they're super loyal friends and lovers

Ghost
- helps you get the cookie jar if you're too short
- good at pranks
- eternal friendship and romance!!
- proves that "til death do us part" is a lie
- have cool stories of their past

@vahnj Crom where are you? Is there some kind of horror museum that I didn't know about??

@witchfynder_finder museum of pop culture in Seattle lol

@vahnj Nice! I didn't know MoPop had a horror thing happening.

I must see it for myself