You know what is not great? Getting woke up for a work emergency and driving to a datacenter on 3 hours of sleep after working swing shift the whole weekend..
Only for the system in question to be a ghost.. Not in any of your physical auddits.. You can find the place it clearly was.. 5 years ago... And it was being used as recently as Friday... But ops has not interacted with it since 2015.. Other than it showing up on a security audit early this month.. Because it got flagged by vun scanning
@wobblewuffess oof
there are so many nicer ways for your datacenter to get into theme for the month
And then it turns out this is vm that was handed off to support, hosted on support owned vm hardware and migrated off Ops stuff in 2015.. and it wasn't even in the datacenter... now I'mma take a nap