these damned ponies
This is the original intro to the MLP Movie. It got canned.
Step 1: Find a Hasbro executive.
Step 2: Kill them.
Step 3: Find another.
Step 4: Beat them with the one from Step 1.
Step 5: Repeat until they stop ruining everything they touch.
What a complete fucking waste of someone's talent and effort, by some fucknugget who's probably never pushed a pixel in their life.
these damned ponies
@Phorm @zebratron2084 See also: the entire rest of the franchise. Breaking any and all coherent world-building to sell more toy sets and also breaking characterization because an episode needs to be made.
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I don't necessarily agree with that, personally. But I suppose I understand the general idea.
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Examples for point 1:
Princess Cadence’s sudden appearance
Twilight being a princess
Burning down the old library for a crystal castle
The S8 students
For point 2:
All the times Twilight forgets she can just use magic to solve the episode or numerous character regressions or the inconsistent Pinkie handling
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I'd rather not be a part of this conversation any longer.
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I mean, FFS, how do you give Daniel Ingram a goddamned full orchestra, and then decide "Nah, let's not use that"???
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@zebratron2084
Complete and utter agreement on all axes. So much of that movie made me go "Oh, if only they hadn't let corporate fuck with this..."